Thus Spoke the Internet

(02:10:12 PM) Konstruct: dude we could use west coast parties as a new form of energy, perpetual kinetic partying energy
(02:10:43 PM) XaqFixx: I like where you are going with this and will subscribe to your news letter
(02:10:52 PM) XaqFixx: We will need a giant straw
(02:11:22 PM) XaqFixx: so we can drink it up
(02:11:28 PM) XaqFixx: I understand their milkshake is better than ours anyway
(02:12:46 PM) Konstruct: we must drink their milkshakes
(02:13:47 PM) XaqFixx: I happen to be in the possession of a large amount of buckets, freshly liberated from the tyrannical flippers of angry walruses, that we can store them in
(02:14:22 PM) XaqFixx: it will be guarded by an army of LOL cats, led by EPIC FAIL guy
(02:14:31 PM) Konstruct: won’t that incur the wrath of the mudkips?
(02:15:07 PM) XaqFixx: No, Ceiling cat says they are all preoccupied
(02:15:23 PM) XaqFixx: Pedo Bear verified this information
(02:15:54 PM) Konstruct: what was the sneezing pandas take on all this
(02:17:07 PM) XaqFixx: I dunno, tired to find out but got rick rolled
(02:17:43 PM) Konstruct: thats better than being chuckle fucked
(02:18:25 PM) XaqFixx: neither Goatse or Tubgirl could be reached for comment, they did offer me some beer, but Chris Mathews came to my rescue, and had them take a seat over there
(02:18:44 PM) Konstruct: lol
(02:19:12 PM) Konstruct: So thats why M Bison was screaming yes
(02:20:23 PM) XaqFixx: that, and all my bases belong to him